College Isn't So Bad

Melody Marks shows up on campus looking like a deer in headlights. First dorm. First roommate. First real taste of freedom. She steps inside and gets hit with the obvious: Alona Bloom is deep into hentai and her skirt is tented by something big enough to star in its own anime. Mom gives her a quick squeeze and a keep-an-open-mind speech, then walks away. Door shuts. Silence. Alona just grins, takes Melody’s hand, and pulls her inside like she’s the welcome committee for one very hands-on orientation.